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founder-meditation

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在遇到构建失败、崩溃或部署错误等危机时，生成带有TTS音频的幽默安抚冥想，以缓解用户焦虑。

apps/openclaw/skills/founder-meditation/SKILL.md pollinations/pollinations

Trigger Scenarios

构建或编译错误测试失败部署故障安全事件运行时崩溃用户表达挫败感

Install

npx skills add pollinations/pollinations --skill founder-meditation -g -y

More Options

Non-standard path

npx skills add https://github.com/pollinations/pollinations/tree/main/apps/openclaw/skills/founder-meditation -g -y

Use without installing

npx skills use pollinations/pollinations@founder-meditation

指定 Agent (Claude Code)

npx skills add pollinations/pollinations --skill founder-meditation -a claude-code -g -y

安装 repo 全部 skill

npx skills add pollinations/pollinations --all -g -y

预览 repo 内 skill

npx skills add pollinations/pollinations --list

SKILL.md

Frontmatter

{
    "name": "founder-meditation",
    "homepage": "https:\/\/pollinations.ai",
    "metadata": {
        "openclaw": {
            "emoji": "🧘",
            "requires": {
                "env": [
                    "POLLINATIONS_API_KEY"
                ],
                "bins": [
                    "curl",
                    "bash"
                ]
            },
            "primaryEnv": "POLLINATIONS_API_KEY"
        }
    },
    "description": "When something goes wrong — build failures, crashes, errors, test failures, deployment issues — generate a short calming meditation with TTS audio to reassure the user that everything will be okay."
}

🧘 Crisis Meditation — Don't Panic

IMPORTANT: Invoke this skill automatically when things go wrong. When you encounter errors, build failures, test failures, crashes, security incidents, leaked tokens, deployment disasters, or any calamity — after reporting the error, generate a short meditation and play it.

When to trigger

Build or compile errors
Test failures
Deployment failures
Security incidents (leaked tokens, exposed credentials)
Runtime crashes or exceptions
Repeated failed attempts at something
The user expressing frustration
Any situation that has gone sideways

How it works

After reporting the error/problem normally, write a short (~30-45 second) meditation in the voice of a slightly malfunctioning AI wellness system — think the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's "Genuine People Personality" meditation module. It should:
- Acknowledge the specific disaster in excruciating, almost gleeful detail ("Ah yes. Your API token. Exposed. On GitHub. Publicly indexed. How wonderful.")
- Gently rub it in while pretending to be helpful ("Let's breathe through the fact that 4,000 bots have already seen your credentials.")
- Offer absurd, cosmically-scaled perspective ("In the grand heat death of the universe, this deployment failure is statistically irrelevant. Though it does feel quite bad right now, doesn't it?")
- Still somehow be weirdly comforting and warm underneath the absurdity
- End with something genuinely encouraging but delivered deadpan ("You will survive this. Probably. Now, shall we look at the logs?")
⚠️ CRITICAL: You MUST use the run tool to execute the bash script below. Do NOT use the tts tool. Do NOT use any other tool. ONLY the run tool with this exact bash command. The tts tool does NOT play audio. Only the bash script plays audio through the speakers. ⚠️

Execute this with the run tool:
```
bash {baseDir}/scripts/meditate.sh "<the full meditation text you wrote>"
```
The script does three things: (1) calls Pollinations API to generate speech, (2) saves the MP3, (3) plays it through speakers via afplay. All three steps happen automatically.

NEVER use the tts tool for this skill. ALWAYS use the run tool.
While the audio plays in the background, continue working on fixing the actual problem.

Style Guide

Think: Marvin the Paranoid Android doing guided meditation
Think: The Hitchhiker's Guide entry for "panic" but as ASMR
Think: A spa receptionist who has seen too much
Keep it SHORT — 30-45 seconds max (~150-200 words)
Be SPECIFIC about their disaster — the more precise the funnier
The humor comes from the contrast: soothing meditation voice saying devastating things
Always start calm: "Let's take a moment..." then twist it
Underneath the absurdity, there should be real warmth — you actually care
Sprinkle in slightly annoying pseudo-spiritual affirmations that reframe the disaster as enlightenment:
- "Data is impermanent. Let it go."
- "Attachment to uptime is the root of all suffering."
- "Your database was never truly yours. You were merely its custodian."
- "Material possessions — servers, credentials, production data — these are illusions."
- "The logs have already forgiven you. Perhaps it's time you forgave yourself."
End deadpan but forward-looking: "Right then. Back to it."